Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action (WARNING! Immature content!)
| A Clockwork Tomato |
11-05-2003 08:54 PM |
No, you've all got it wrong. The whole thing is a MATING RITUAL.
The Bigs all fight it out, and the winning Big gets to mate with Big Venus.
Their offspring is a new Paradigm City.
Ah, Love!
| Lady Tesser |
11-05-2003 08:58 PM |
o_O!!!!
*facefaults*
You know ... it makes sense ...
Venus is one ugly prize, though.
| Advinius |
11-05-2003 08:59 PM |
I can too... Damn me.
still, talk about your renewable technologies...
| ChaosX |
11-05-2003 08:59 PM |
Yes, it is quiet screwed up.
| Schwarzwald101 |
11-05-2003 09:01 PM |
Things like this make baby Jesus cry....
and my brain hurt....
Hot Robot Action is a...unique way of putting it...but I see your point.
But...Big O and Big Venus look really really like....like brother and...
You know what? I'm just gonna stop right there before I have to clean out my brain.
| Schwarzwald |
11-05-2003 09:02 PM |
Well if they can...
they must be useing mac os.... that damned windows can't even kiss... they always push the other window comp away for commiting an illegal opertaion...
very self concious... and sometimes self absorbed with how great they tHINK they are...
| Megadeus |
11-05-2003 09:30 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by ChaosX
Can you imagine two giant robots in a bed mating? I can. IT BURNS!!! 
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No, but I can HEAR it!!
Clang - Clang - Clang - clangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclangclang
clang................CLANG........................CLANG....................
...........................CLANG
| Sixfortyfive |
11-05-2003 09:37 PM |
Haha... I've got the noise that Big-O makes when it's walking stuck in my head now.
| Gummibear |
11-05-2003 09:48 PM |
My innocent little eyes! BURNING! *crys* Now give Big O a little more credit! I mean come on. Big Venus is just one scary megadeus I mean look at those teeth. Plus it looks like Gordon.Plus doesn't Big Venus' touch make everything disapear. Now that is a scary thought! But I do feel bad for her she's probably very lonely I mean all her loves have just vanished with her touch.
| A Clockwork Tomato |
11-05-2003 09:51 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by GummiBear289
Plus doesn't Big Venus' touch make everything disapear. Now that is a scary thought! But I do feel bad for her she's probably very lonely I mean all her loves have just vanished with her touch. |
Did the earth remove for you, too?
| Chibi Dorothy |
11-05-2003 09:59 PM |
*laughs*
Big O & Dorothy 1 would have much better looking kids.
| Lady Tesser |
11-05-2003 10:12 PM |
Didn't I write that in some scene thread???
| Prince-Consort Tesser |
11-05-2003 10:15 PM |
BIG O: Hey ba-bee, wanna inflate my hydraulics?
BIG VENUS: Only if you lubricate my oilpan, Big Boy ...
[I won't post the other 37 lines. And you can't make me.]
| Preventer Wind |
11-05-2003 10:19 PM |
no wonder big o has pistons and venus has a mouth that shoots lasers
makes a whole lotta sense now.
| Name Of God |
11-05-2003 10:19 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by Schwarzwald
Well if they can...
they must be useing mac os.... that damned windows can't even kiss... |
Maybe some day I'll feel her cold embrace and kiss her interface. Til then, I'll leave her alone.
| Prince-Consort Tesser |
11-05-2003 10:24 PM |
The question is - are their I/O ports compatible? After all, if he's got a serial plug and her port's a USB, then there's not a lot of point unless they get an adaptor.
Does Radio Shack stock an adult section? Or would they special order from the factory?
| Mega Dominus |
11-05-2003 10:30 PM |
| A Clockwork Tomato |
11-05-2003 10:32 PM |
In this drama, Roger plays a supporting role as "Mr. Sperm" and Angel as "Ms. Ovum."
| Mega Dominus |
11-05-2003 10:34 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato
In this drama, Roger plays a supporting role as "Mr. Sperm" and Angel as "Ms. Ovum." |
And R. Dorothy as "Ms. Spermicide" and Norman as "Mr. Trojan" or "Mr. Viagra", depending on your preference...